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  <updated>2006-07-26T20:04:25Z</updated>
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    <title>ape3000 @ 2006-07-26T16:02:00</title>
    <published>2006-07-26T20:04:25Z</published>
    <updated>2006-07-26T20:04:25Z</updated>
    <content type="html">I bit my tongue long enough.  It's funny how honesty can be perceived by some as "having a big mouth"  If you didn't want me in your business, you shouldn't have made it my business.  Spare me the drama.</content>
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    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:ape3000:16770</id>
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    <title>ape3000 @ 2006-01-03T10:10:00</title>
    <published>2006-01-03T15:11:36Z</published>
    <updated>2006-01-03T15:13:29Z</updated>
    <content type="html">This is the coolest website ever!  If you do the survey, remember, be honest! &lt;a href="http://www.livingto100.com"&gt;http://www.livingto100.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;It's amazing how much being a vegetarian increases your life expectancy.</content>
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    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:ape3000:16410</id>
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    <title>ape3000 @ 2005-12-29T20:31:00</title>
    <published>2005-12-30T01:33:19Z</published>
    <updated>2005-12-30T01:33:19Z</updated>
    <lj:music>national geographic</lj:music>
    <content type="html">I finally did it!  I bought a Global Santuko knife!  If I wasn't so LJ illiterate, I'd post a pic.</content>
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    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:ape3000:16175</id>
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    <title>ape3000 @ 2005-11-25T18:47:00</title>
    <published>2005-11-25T23:48:09Z</published>
    <updated>2005-11-25T23:48:09Z</updated>
    <content type="html">What does "Xx" in the text messaging world mean?</content>
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    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:ape3000:15983</id>
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    <title>ape3000 @ 2005-09-22T18:55:00</title>
    <published>2005-09-22T22:57:00Z</published>
    <updated>2005-09-22T22:57:00Z</updated>
    <content type="html">My friggin ipod broke.  It's not like I dropped it on the hard ground, or anything ;)  Good news, though.  Sent it in to apple, only cost me 40 bucks to get it fixed.  Now if we could just get the Mac fixed!</content>
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    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:ape3000:15745</id>
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    <title>ape3000 @ 2005-09-04T16:37:00</title>
    <published>2005-09-04T20:38:32Z</published>
    <updated>2005-09-04T20:41:08Z</updated>
    <content type="html">Please read &lt;span class='ljuser' lj:user='shannonxo' style='white-space: nowrap; text-decoration: line-through;'&gt;&lt;a href='http://shannonxo.livejournal.com/profile'&gt;&lt;img src='http://p-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif' alt='[info]' width='17' height='17' style='vertical-align: bottom; border: 0; padding-right: 1px;' /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;a href='http://shannonxo.livejournal.com/'&gt;&lt;b&gt;shannonxo&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt; last entry.</content>
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    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:ape3000:15471</id>
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    <title>ape3000 @ 2005-08-28T11:49:00</title>
    <published>2005-08-28T15:50:55Z</published>
    <updated>2005-08-28T15:50:55Z</updated>
    <content type="html">I'm buying a Volvo 850 turbo-1st time owning a car that's fully loaded w/ leather!  I am so excited!</content>
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    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:ape3000:15323</id>
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    <title>ape3000 @ 2005-08-24T18:17:00</title>
    <published>2005-08-24T22:19:21Z</published>
    <updated>2005-08-24T22:19:21Z</updated>
    <content type="html">My husband drank water from a river in Arkansas that had cows grazing near it.  Yeah...he's sick as hell.</content>
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    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:ape3000:14916</id>
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    <title>back to school</title>
    <published>2005-07-29T20:36:56Z</published>
    <updated>2005-07-29T20:36:56Z</updated>
    <lj:music>Brass in Pocket-The Pretenders</lj:music>
    <content type="html">The summer was too short, even with my hiatus to D.C.  I finished 3/5 of the lesson plans and have made 0 progress on the writing journal.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I've never seen Sam so drunk as last night.  Maker's Mark is not his friend.  Whiskey is never my friend.  The last 3 times I've drunk red wine, I've managed to spill it all over the damn place.  School starts in less than a week, I better get my shit together...</content>
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    <title>ape3000 @ 2005-07-16T14:58:00</title>
    <published>2005-07-16T18:57:53Z</published>
    <updated>2005-07-16T22:01:56Z</updated>
    <content type="html">I feel so strange.  It started yesterday.  I'm so anxious my stomach hurts.  I haven't been eating.  I can't sleep.  I might be going crazy.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;edit&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I feel manic</content>
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    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:ape3000:14485</id>
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    <title>ape3000 @ 2005-07-15T22:42:00</title>
    <published>2005-07-16T02:40:27Z</published>
    <updated>2005-07-16T02:40:27Z</updated>
    <content type="html">I just googled my husband's name-a lot of people name their pets Sammy</content>
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    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:ape3000:14245</id>
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    <title>ape3000 @ 2005-07-15T21:17:00</title>
    <published>2005-07-16T01:17:37Z</published>
    <updated>2005-07-16T01:17:37Z</updated>
    <content type="html">I hate Bush for so many reasons&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I miss Dylan&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I can't believe 2 people had sex on my couch in the middle of a party&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I have to stop going to bed @ 4 a.m</content>
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    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:ape3000:13854</id>
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    <title>ape3000 @ 2005-07-10T12:50:00</title>
    <published>2005-07-10T16:52:48Z</published>
    <updated>2005-07-10T16:52:48Z</updated>
    <content type="html">O.K,  I'm on myspace now.  &lt;a href="http://www.myspace.com/21155286"&gt;http://www.myspace.com/21155286&lt;/a&gt;</content>
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    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:ape3000:13782</id>
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    <title>ape3000 @ 2005-07-08T13:49:00</title>
    <published>2005-07-08T17:56:46Z</published>
    <updated>2005-07-08T17:56:46Z</updated>
    <content type="html">There is truly 6 degrees of separation.  I met this cool kid in my class @ DBCC who just so happens to be good friends w/ this other cool kid that is in the photo program w/ my husband.  Then, as we're getting shit faced, he informs me that he knows of one of my best friends(because they both surf the inlet)  He has also recently traveled to some of the same places in Europe that I did and coincidently had some of the same experiences.  Although i never heard a Euro chick fart aloud in mid sentence...</content>
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    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:ape3000:13496</id>
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    <title>more paris pics!</title>
    <published>2005-06-25T14:45:54Z</published>
    <updated>2005-06-25T14:45:54Z</updated>
    <content type="html">&lt;img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v302/ape3000/100_0501.jpg" alt="Image hosted by Photobucket.com"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v302/ape3000/100_0447.jpg" alt="Image hosted by Photobucket.com"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The Notre Dame @ night&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v302/ape3000/100_0444.jpg" alt="Image hosted by Photobucket.com"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Napolean's Bridge crossing the Seine</content>
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    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:ape3000:13071</id>
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    <title>paris pics</title>
    <published>2005-06-24T15:12:38Z</published>
    <updated>2005-06-24T15:16:47Z</updated>
    <content type="html">&lt;img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v302/ape3000/100_0445.jpg" alt="Image hosted by Photobucket.com"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;here's a pic of Sam, Rachel, and me&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v302/ape3000/837d38d3.jpg" alt="Image hosted by Photobucket.com"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;my beautiful husband</content>
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    <title>ape3000 @ 2005-05-27T16:07:00</title>
    <published>2005-05-27T20:09:20Z</published>
    <updated>2005-05-27T20:09:20Z</updated>
    <content type="html">Well, it's the last day of school until August 2nd.  Yay for summer vacations (probably the best part of teaching)!  I plan on soaking up much needed R &amp; R.</content>
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    <title>ape3000 @ 2005-05-08T11:15:00</title>
    <published>2005-05-08T15:14:19Z</published>
    <updated>2005-05-08T15:14:19Z</updated>
    <content type="html">Happy Mother's day to all the moms out there!  Let it be known that you are appreciated!</content>
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    <title>ape3000 @ 2005-05-06T20:47:00</title>
    <published>2005-05-07T00:49:34Z</published>
    <updated>2005-05-07T00:50:29Z</updated>
    <lj:music>Public pervert-interpol</lj:music>
    <content type="html">As we watched a Cadilliac commercial advertising their largest SUV's yet, the logo came across the T.V screen, "Breaking through".  My huband turned to me and said, "Breaking through the ozone".  America is a sad sad place, and the more I travel out of country, the more apparant it becomes.</content>
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    <title>ape3000 @ 2005-05-04T16:25:00</title>
    <published>2005-05-04T20:25:11Z</published>
    <updated>2005-05-04T20:25:11Z</updated>
    <lj:music>some brat pack movie on T.V</lj:music>
    <content type="html">Went to work at 8. got off at 4.  told the kids Dooms Day was near(hail storm).  i love my job.</content>
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    <title>ape3000 @ 2005-05-01T11:11:00</title>
    <published>2005-05-01T15:12:07Z</published>
    <updated>2005-05-01T15:12:07Z</updated>
    <content type="html">Here's the dilemma:&lt;br /&gt;Sam's friend wants to sell his house.  he said that he'd be happy making $20,000 on it.  That would bring the price to $107,000.  The neighborhood is O.K.  The house is UGLY, and I mean fugly ugly.  I'm wondering if we should go for it....</content>
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    <title>ape3000 @ 2005-04-30T09:18:00</title>
    <published>2005-04-30T13:17:54Z</published>
    <updated>2005-04-30T13:17:54Z</updated>
    <content type="html">I just realized that I don't do enough ass kissing on LJ.  I've been gone for almost a month and nobody's noticed.  Oh well, I guess I'll have to start posting like a whore on other's LJs.</content>
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    <title>ape3000 @ 2005-04-02T10:49:00</title>
    <published>2005-04-02T15:53:02Z</published>
    <updated>2005-04-02T15:53:02Z</updated>
    <content type="html">Just got back from Paris.  It was really exhilerating&lt;br /&gt;Some things to note about Parisians:&lt;br /&gt;They love eggs(eggs on pizza, grilled cheese(called a croque madame), and I'm talkin' raw sunny side up)&lt;br /&gt;The metro rocks!(even in another language)&lt;br /&gt;boy, do they love to smoke(even in the airport)&lt;br /&gt;almost every woman wears a scarf somewhere on her body&lt;br /&gt;no regular coffee-only espresso and cafe au lait&lt;br /&gt;the Eiffel Tower is a lot bigger than it looks in pics&lt;br /&gt;no fat people!(only the Americans)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Pics to come either later today or tomorrow</content>
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    <title>I guess I'll post an entry...</title>
    <published>2005-03-08T23:19:47Z</published>
    <updated>2005-03-08T23:19:47Z</updated>
    <content type="html">Mental illness freaks me out, I guess that's why i didn't go into Clinical psych...  I mean, what the hell is wrong with people!?!  It's exceptionally bad when it's your own family.</content>
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    <title>ape3000 @ 2005-02-19T19:30:00</title>
    <published>2005-02-20T00:30:05Z</published>
    <updated>2005-02-20T00:30:05Z</updated>
    <content type="html">I have a new outdoor kitty and I named him Jack in honor of &lt;span class='ljuser' lj:user='wet_paper_alibi' style='white-space: nowrap;'&gt;&lt;a href='http://wet-paper-alibi.livejournal.com/profile'&gt;&lt;img src='http://p-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif' alt='[info]' width='17' height='17' style='vertical-align: bottom; border: 0; padding-right: 1px;' /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;a href='http://wet-paper-alibi.livejournal.com/'&gt;&lt;b&gt;wet_paper_alibi&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;'s kitty.</content>
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